His Dick Looks Like a Pine Cone (TNG S1E3)

About this episode

The episode discusses a chaotic situation aboard the SS Tsiolkovsky involving drunkenness and a star explosion.

When something goes terribly wrong on the SS Tsiolkovsky, an away team beams over and brings a lot of sweaty drunkeness back aboard. But after Wesley takes control of the ship and a nearby star explodes, Dr. Crusher works up a cure and Riker cleans up the party. Which office supply can fix a boat neck? Where should stupid space questions be directed? What’s the best thermostat setting for an orgy? It’s the episode with a big helping of reheated TOS lasagna. Support the production of our shows Members get benefits including bonus episodes and an ad-free experience Sign up for our mailing list! Get a thing at podshop.biz! The Greatest Generation is hosted by Adam Pranica and Benjamin Ahr Harrison The show is produced by Wynde Priddy Social media is managed by Rob Adler and Bill Tilley Music by Adam Ragusea & Dark Materia Discuss the show using the hashtag #GreatestGen and find us on social media: YouTube | Instagram | Bluesky And check out these online communities run by FODs: Reddit | USS Hood Discord | Facebook group | Wikia | FriendsOfDeSoto.social Support the production of The Greatest Generation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Adam Pranica, Benjamin Harrison

Topics covered

• Star Trek
• comedy
• space exploration
• drunkenness
• science fiction
• party
• thermostat settings

Keywords

• Star Trek
• TNG
• drunkenness
• Wesley
• Dr. Crusher
• Riker
• orgy
• office supply
• space questions

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: USS Hood Discord, FriendsOfDeSoto.social, Reddit, Facebook, Wikia

Places: SS Tsiolkovsky

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