Boomers Bury Massie, Ticks Steal Your Steak, and a Porn Star’s “Non-Cuck” Boyfriend

Boomers Bury Massie, Ticks Steal Your Steak, and a Porn Star’s “Non-Cuck” Boyfriend

May 30, 2026 · 35 min · Episode 216

About this episode

The episode discusses the political defeat of Thomas Massie, critiques the Republican Party, and explores various social issues with a comedic twist.

In this raw, no-holds-barred episode of Hammer Time 1987, the hosts roast the primary defeat of Thomas Massie, blaming boomer voters, Zionist cash, AI deepfakes, and Trump world for taking out one of Congress’s most principled members. They declare the Republican Party on life support, call out the uni-party illusion, and wonder if voting even matters anymore. Other highlights include: The never-ending Iran saga and Netanyahu’s apparent desire for endless drama. Creepy “boxes of ticks” showing up on farms, the lone star tick’s meat-destroying alpha-gal syndrome, and Bill Gates catching strays as the ultimate mad scientist. Lily Phillips’ new boyfriend insisting he’s not a cuckold while she films extreme scenes (but no kissing—that’s too intimate). A hilarious Reddit dead-bedroom story that makes everyone feel better about their own lives. Equal parts political rage, conspiracy vibes, and dark comedy—with plenty of boomer-bashing and “we’re all losing” energy. Classic Hammer Time.

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