Danger Close - Ep 26-277
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Kevin Jackson discusses the absurdity of human interactions with nature, using a bison encounter as a metaphor for political commentary.
Good morning, folks! You ever notice that nature has become the greatest political commentator in America? We spend billions on think tanks, cable news, polling, consultants, and focus groups... meanwhile, a bison says more in eight seconds than CNN has managed in eight years.Did you see the video?A giant male bison is lying there, minding his own business, probably thinking about grass, taxes, and whether Yellowstone has enough parking. Then along comes a couple who decide, "You know what this thousand-pound wild animal needs? Me... six feet away... with an iPhone."That's confidence bordering on a medical condition.The bison starts rolling around on the ground. He's giving every warning nature invented. He's basically saying, "I'm trying to remain a vegetarian today. Don't test me."Instead of taking the hint, they stick around.Then the bison gets up.Now, if a bison stands up and starts running at you, there are only two acceptable responses. One is run. The other is pray while running.These folks chose... photography.A white SUV drives between the bison and the couple, buying them precious seconds. They duck behind some trees. You can't see much. Then the man bolts toward the…
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