Ned, The Rat King

Ned, The Rat King

From The Ned & Josh Podcast by Ned & Josh

April 9, 2026 · 23 min · Episode 423

About this episode

The episode discusses unusual travel experiences, the perception of energy drinks, and various humorous anecdotes.

Being spat on in Madrid as a nine-year-old, then returning home and being spat on again because you'd been to Madrid, is a travel experience that doesn't feature in many tourism campaigns. There's also a legitimate theory that energy drinks only feel unhealthy because of carbonation — La Croix gets away with the exact same thing — a bathroom altercation involving a man who had every stall available to him and still chose the one directly adjacent, and a small child who told a full doctor's waiting room her mother's specific underwear brand. The godfather renewal system is explained, CPR dogs are assessed for compression quality, and "well-loved" is formally retired as an acceptable way to sell anything. Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh

People in this episode

Hosts: Ned, Josh

Topics covered

  • travel experiences
  • energy drinks
  • bathroom etiquette
  • doctor's waiting room
  • godfather renewal system
  • CPR dogs
  • product selling

Keywords

  • travel
  • energy drinks
  • bathroom stories
  • doctor's office
  • CPR dogs
  • product marketing

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Madrid

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