Townes Comes to Paranormies Town

About this episode

Johnny and Grognak are joined by Townes to discuss Gnomes and various current events and topics.

Johnny and Grognak are joined by Townes to talk about Gnomes, yes those little guys. But first the shitposting. About everything, including: >Library flexing >The SPLC payroll >Whose shooting at Trump nowadays? >Death of Wilcox >Airplanes, how do they work? >Bigfoot and friends Panel: Johnny, Grognak Guest: Townes Music Break: Raw Thoughts 7, by Chris Webby Creepypasta: Never Have A Roommate, read by Bradshaw Wilson

People in this episode

Hosts: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Townes

Topics covered

• Gnomes
• Shitposting
• Politics
• Conspiracy theories
• Cryptids
• Media commentary

Keywords

• Gnomes
• SPLC
• Trump
• Bigfoot
• Airplanes
• Shitposting
• Wilcox

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: SPLC

Books & works: Raw Thoughts 7

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