Backyard Dreams, Secret Bunkers & Killer Worms

About this episode

The Rizzuto Show hosts share their outrageous ideas for fantasy backyards while discussing the alarming presence of invasive hammerhead worms.

If you've ever stared out into your backyard and thought, "You know what this place needs? A lazy river, a Japanese meditation garden, a Batcave, and a giant statue of Reba McEntire with questionable design choices," congratulations—you think exactly like The Rizzuto Show. On today's  daily comedy show , the gang goes all-in on designing their ultimate fantasy backyards. Moon dreams of peaceful creeks, multiple fire pits, pools maintained by somebody else, and enough room for dogs to roam free. Lern builds a bluff-top paradise complete with waterfalls, outdoor movie screens, retro hot tubs, and a luxury catio because apparently the cats deserve vacation property too. Rafe creates a property that somehow combines Jurassic Park, Feudal Japan, Batman, and a corn maze. Scott turns his backyard into a beach resort, transportation museum, BMX park, and cow sanctuary. And Rizz? Let's just say his backyard includes holographic dragons, robotic guard dogs, stealth drones, concert-grade sound systems, and enough security measures to make a Bond villain blush. As if that wasn't ridiculous enough, the conversation takes a sharp turn into nightmare fuel when invasive hammerhead…

People in this episode

Hosts: Moon, Lern, Rafe, Scott, Rizz

Topics covered

• backyard design
• fantasy
• invasive species
• comedy
• dreams

Keywords

• backyard dreams
• lazy river
• invasive worms
• comedy podcast
• fantasy design

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