DAILY PODCAST: Next Thing You Know You're A Lamp! | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

DAILY PODCAST: Next Thing You Know You're A Lamp! | The Rizzuto Comedy Show

July 13, 2026 · 2h 43m · Episode 1673

About this episode

The crew discusses a successful fundraising event, personal surgery experiences, and a viral wildlife incident.

Donny Fandango set out with one goal: raise $53,000 for Ronald McDonald House Charities...and then proceeded to absolutely crush it. The crew recaps the incredible Radiothon, the huge donations, the emotional moments, and—because this is The Rizzuto Show—the bizarre auction prizes everyone agreed to while Rizz was unconscious after wisdom tooth surgery. Speaking of surgery, Rizz shares the surprisingly abrupt experience of getting knocked out for his wisdom tooth extraction. No dramatic countdown. No floating through space. Just "What are your hobbies?" and instant blackout. The gang compares anesthesia stories, post-surgery meals, and why hydrocodone apparently turns Rizz into a man convinced invisible bugs are crawling on him. Lern makes her very first Facebook Marketplace purchase. What should have been a simple $35 weight bench somehow becomes an FBI-level covert operation involving porch pickups, Venmo timing, getaway driving, and apologizing to Ring doorbells. The crew debates Korean BBQ versus Brazilian steakhouses, discusses the strategy of "beating the house" at all-you-can-eat restaurants, admits to suffering from the legendary meat sweats, and somehow turns dipping…

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Hosts: Rizz, Lern

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Organizations: Ronald McDonald House Charities

Places: Yellowstone

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