Rizz and the Great Sandwich Heist of 2024

About this episode

The Rizzuto Show investigates a sandwich heist that leads to a culinary betrayal and a debate about food quality.

The Rizzuto Show accidentally becomes the FBI of lunch when Rafe embarks on a highly scientific sandwich reconnaissance mission that quickly spirals into one of the greatest culinary betrayals of modern history. After yesterday's LeGrand's sandwich feast, questions remained. Important questions. Questions like: Who ate the last sandwich? Why did Rafe immediately end up at Penn Station? And most importantly, why was every sandwich somehow loaded with onions despite specifically trying to avoid onions? This episode begins with a completely normal discussion about Letterkenny Live coming to town before veering directly into a full-blown sandwich investigation. Rafe reports back from his undercover visit to Penn Station, where he encountered slippery floors, mysterious customers, questionable air conditioning, suspicious fries, and enough onions to launch an international incident. Moon defends his beloved Penn Station while everyone else attempts to determine whether the establishment is a restaurant, a social experiment, or a front for something far stranger. As the evidence piles up, the crew debates bread quality, sandwich chain rankings, air fryers, and whether Jimmy John's…

People in this episode

Host: Rizzuto Show

Topics covered

• sandwich investigation
• culinary betrayal
• restaurant critique
• celebrity news
• food quality debate

Keywords

• sandwich
• Penn Station
• culinary betrayal
• food debate
• celebrity news

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Green Day, Christopher Nolan, Home Improvement

Books & works: New Year's Rev, Letterkenny Live

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