Would You Rather Win $25K or Give Your Bestie $100K?

Would You Rather Win $25K or Give Your Bestie $100K?

May 7, 2026 · 24 min · Episode 1488

About this episode

The episode explores a moral dilemma about money and friendship through humorous hypotheticals and discussions.

Today’s episode of  The Rizzuto Show  spirals directly into the kind of moral dilemma that ruins friendships, exposes selfishness, and somehow leads to a discussion about tasting your own farts. So basically… a normal Tuesday for this  funny podcast . The gang starts with a brutally simple hypothetical: would you rather take $25,000 for yourself or secretly let your best friend win $100,000? Sounds easy until everyone realizes your friend WOULD find out you passed on making them rich. Suddenly loyalty has a price tag, and apparently for some people it’s exactly twenty-five grand and a decent steakhouse reservation. Then King Scott unleashes one of the most cursed “Would You Rather” questions ever spoken into a microphone: permanent Cheeto dust fingers… or taste buds in your butt. Yes, really. Somehow Moon immediately overthinks it, Rafe starts strategizing his future diet around avoiding tasting farts, and Rizz realizes rubber gloves might be the only path to survival. This  funny podcast  truly asks the hard-hitting questions mainstream media is too afraid to cover. Things only get worse when Moon tells a story about getting a massage from someone…

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