About this episode

Lauritz and Bellerophon discuss various topics including Warhammer, geopolitics, and theology with a humorous tone.

Spectre is busy sealing off Jew tunnels, so Lauritz and Bellerophon took over! With supreme contempt for both the audience and audio quality, we rambled about: -Warhammer -Iran -Venezuela -Theology (only snake-handling Pentecostals will get to heaven) -Greenland -EU being big gay -Lauritz is currently accepting waifu applications ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: ( We're All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing

People in this episode

Hosts: Lauritz, Bellerophon

Topics covered

• Warhammer
• Iran
• Venezuela
• Theology
• Greenland
• EU

Keywords

• Warhammer
• Iran
• Venezuela
• Theology
• Greenland
• EU
• Pentecostals
• audio quality

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: EU

Books & works: ( We're All Gonna Make it) For my Kings

Places: Iran, Venezuela, Greenland

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