Porch Pirate or Honest Mistake? Airbnb Package Drama + World's Smallest Penis Update | The Treehouse Show

Porch Pirate or Honest Mistake? Airbnb Package Drama + World's Smallest Penis Update | The Treehouse Show

From The Treehouse Show Podcast by Dan O'Malley

July 9, 2026 · 40 min · Episode 499

About this episode

The episode discusses the nuances of porch piracy, celebrity birthdays, and the absurdity of penis enlargement crowdfunding.

Is it still porch piracy if someone takes your packages by mistake... and gives them back a few hours later? That's the debate that kicks off today's episode of The Treehouse Show. Dan is convinced his Airbnb host became a porch pirate after his packages disappeared, while Trey thinks Dan is being a full-blown Karen because everything was returned just eight hours later. Where do you stand? We also celebrate celebrity birthdays with Tom Hanks and Kelly McGillis, looking at how two stars from Top Gun ended up on completely different Hollywood career paths. (And who remembers Tom Hanks on Family Ties?) Then things get wonderfully ridiculous as we revisit the man with the world's smallest penis, who's now crowdfunding for enlargement surgery. That naturally leads to one very important question: Why aren't penis transplants a thing? Trey has a theory... and it's exactly as ridiculous as you'd expect. If you love funny news, weird internet stories, pop culture, celebrity birthdays, and hilarious debates between two lifelong friends, you've found your new favorite podcast.In this episode: Is your Airbnb host a porch pirate? Honest mistake or package theft? Tom Hanks vs. Kelly McGillis…

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