Not With a Bang - Chapter 31

Not With a Bang - Chapter 31

From The Wizard Wheezes by OllivandersVoices

May 1, 2026 · 32 min · Season 6 · Episode 31

About this episode

Chapter 31 explores Draco Malfoy's unexpected marriage to Hermione Granger amidst his house arrest and the implications of a new Ministry act.

Chapter 31 of Not with a Bang by  Megalle The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/ Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly. No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly. So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it." Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…

People in this episode

Host: OllivandersVoices

Topics covered

  • fan fiction
  • marriage act
  • house arrest
  • character development
  • romantic tension

Keywords

  • Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • fan fiction
  • marriage act
  • house arrest
  • Megalle The Fan Fiction

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Organizations: Ministry, Archive of Our Own

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