About this episode
A caller grapples with the decision to stay in Illinois or move to Japan for love, sharing a shocking story about his girlfriend.
A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife. That’s a lot of damage. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
People in this episode
Host: Therapy Gecko
Guest: caller
Topics covered
- relationship decisions
- long distance relationships
- personal trauma
- cultural differences
- life choices
Keywords
- relationship
- Illinois
- Japan
- long distance
- X-ACTO knife
- personal story
- therapy
- comedy
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: iHeartPodcasts
Places: Illinois, Japan
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