282: 1st Day on Earth! Ft. Direct_Caterpillar77
From Two Hot Takes by Morgan Absher
August 13, 2026 · 2h 16m · Episode 282
About this episode
Morgan and guests discuss absurd stories that make you wonder if it's the person's first day on earth.
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren and Direct_Caterpillar77 aka Matt for a few stories!! So excited to tackle these stories that have us wondering if it's the person's first day on earth! Because how else can you explain such nonsense? From someone that gets mad at their partner because they bit a rind, to a puppet wedding, to AI wedding vows, and more. So excited to get into these and have Direct_Caterpillar joining us for a few. Can't wait to hear your thoughts! Partners: Credit Karma: This episode is brought to you by Intuit Credit Karma. Karma you can count on. UPCOMING LIVE SHOW: https://www.foryoufestival.com/tickets Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com WRITE IN TO US!! Our…
People in this episode
Host: Morgan Absher
Guests: Lauren, Direct_Caterpillar77
Topics covered
- first day on earth
- nonsense stories
- relationships
- puppet wedding
- AI wedding vows
Keywords
- absurd stories
- relationships
- puppet wedding
- AI vows
- comedy
Sponsors
Credit Karma
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