Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm

About this episode

The episode features humorous anecdotes and personal stories, including a massage experience shared by Revz.

A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.  Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just say it may or may not involve a happy ending. A real juicy one for you today. Enjoy x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our  Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People in this episode

Hosts: Gemma Peanut, Kate Reeves

Topics covered

• humor
• relationships
• self-care
• personal stories
• lifestyle

Keywords

• orgasm
• humor
• massage
• relationships
• stories

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