AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.

About this episode

The episode discusses an AI company's unusual research study, a truck accident involving Kit Kat bars, and the challenges of reviving cryopreserved humans.

AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600 cryopreserved humans are awaiting thawing and revival but scientists don't know how to do that yet. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

People in this episode

Host: Jonesy

Topics covered

• AI research
• cryonics
• weird news
• self-pleasure study
• Kit Kat truck accident

Keywords

• AI company
• cryopreserved humans
• Kit Kat
• Mississippi
• weird news
• self-pleasure
• research

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: AI company

Products: Kit Kat

Places: Mississippi

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