Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.

About this episode

The episode covers bizarre news stories including a forced marriage at an Olive Garden and theft at the Vagina Museum.

Man arrested at an Olive Garden for forcing a woman to marry him and injuring her in a Satanic ritual. The Vagina Museum complains that visitors keep stealing the MILF magnet. Girlfriend caught cheating with her cousin on the cat litter box's built in camera. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform *DONATE to Tim and Tiff of TNT Tacos: https://www.gofundme.com/f/standing-with-tim-and-tiffany-through-their-healing

People in this episode

Host: Jonesy

Topics covered

• satanic rituals
• forced marriage
• theft
• weird news
• cheating scandal

Keywords

• satanic rituals
• forced marriage
• Olive Garden
• Vagina Museum
• weird news

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Vagina Museum

Places: Olive Garden

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