Brian Simpson Almost Died | Your Mom's House Ep. 852

About this episode

Brian Simpson shares his near-death experience from a heart attack while discussing various humorous topics with Christina P.

_The End_ is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/. Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. SPONSORS: - Text YMH to 64000 to get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Message and data rates may apply. - Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA. Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny…

People in this episode

Hosts: Christina P, Tom Segura

Guest: Brian Simpson

Topics covered

• heart attack
• ICU experience
• celebrity news
• humor
• survival
• healthcare issues

Keywords

• heart attack
• ICU
• humor
• celebrity news
• healthcare
• survival
• Dolly Parton
• Justin Timberlake

Sponsors

Copper Head

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: YMH Studios, CVS, The Breakfast Club

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