About this episode

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss various topics including sobriety, modern male identity, and a brawl at Barstool.

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People in this episode

Hosts: Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer

Topics covered

• sobriety
• comedy
• male identity
• sports
• sponsorship
• cancellation culture

Sponsors

DraftKings, Hims, NetSuite, BetterHelp, ShipStation

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Barstool

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