Caucasian Chicken Salad

Caucasian Chicken Salad

September 2, 2026 · 1h 1m · Episode 403

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Heather discusses her panic over celebrity deaths and the need for sustainable living while taking voicemails from listeners.

On this episode, Heather is panicked after the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and is worried about who will be next. She is buying deep freezers, life straws and searching for sustainable beef. She takes voicemails from people wondering what we can eat, being a type B person, and a newlywed with some questions. We get a final voicemail that brings Heather to realization that we all need to stop bitching. Episode Sponsors: Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always. Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag – which if you’ve seen it, it’s not just a make-up bag but really an accessory – free with your first order at meritbeauty.com . Right now, podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/ABSOLUTELY . Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off your first order.  Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first…

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