Absolutely Not
by Dear Media
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The Pumpkin Lady
Oct 14, 2026
48m 23s
Bonus: Call Nancy Grace, Not Me!
Oct 9, 2026
50m 30s
Think 8 Steps Ahead
Oct 7, 2026
1h 04m 26s
Body by Butter with Cortney LaCorte
Sep 30, 2026
1h 03m 10s
Ole Miss By A Million
Sep 23, 2026
1h 01m 34s
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- 🇺🇸United States · ComedyHOME#6818K to 111K
- 🇨🇦Canada · Comedy#145230 to 1.4K
- 🇵🇱PL · Comedy#15544 to 277
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| Date | Episode | Topics | Guests | Brands | Places | Keywords | Sponsor | Length | |
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| 10/14/26 |  The Pumpkin Lady | On this episode, Heather talks about the pressure of getting the house decorated for Halloween. The neighbors are doing construction and she is sitting in a house with no dining table, so the anxiety is high. She takes on voicemails from gals with music suggestions and one that reminds you to google it yourself. Episode Sponsors:Quince — Find the fall pieces you will reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was Absolutely Not.Ro Body — Go to ro.co/absolutelynot to see if you qualify. Required legal: For side effects of GLP-1 medications, including Boxed Warning, go to ro.co/safety.Sofie Pavitt Face — Get 20% off your first purchase at sofiepavittface.com with code ABSOLUTELY.Bilt Rewards — Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely.Mint Mobile — To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/absolutely. Required disclaimer, read verbatim: $45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees and restrictions apply.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market today during their 25% off Bars, Snacks and Sips Sale, now through October 17th, plus get $30 off your first 2 orders and a free gift when you use my link.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 48m 23s | ||||||
| 10/9/26 | Bonus: Call Nancy Grace, Not Me! | On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to share extra Absolutely Not’s that people from her Atlanta show wrote in. She tackles people's critiques about the new pod refresh and reminds everyone that she is not a crime junkie.Episode Sponsors:Hill House Home — Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout.Cozy Earth — Head to cozyearth.com and let them know you heard about them on Absolutely Not.Naturium — Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to naturium.com/absolutely for 10% off your first purchase today.Thrive Market — Get $30 off your first two orders at thrivemarket.com/absolutely with promo code ABSOLUTELY. It offsets the annual membership cost.Zales — Find your next favorite piece at zales.com, or at a Zales store near you.HomeServe - Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com/absolutely. Savings compared to renewal price. Void in Florida. Goodwipes - Want a free pack of Goodwipes? Buy any two packs, text your receipt, and get reimbursed for one. Head to goodwipes.com/ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 50m 30s | ||||||
| 10/7/26 | Think 8 Steps Ahead | On this episode, Heather welcomes everyone to the new studio! It’s a fresh start, but we are still fired up. She chats about her upcoming shows, the Plague and of course, Gypsy Rose. We hear voicemails about women's hotel room safety, a girl who goes on an audition, and on that asks the questions: how did millennials used to pick up on trends without social media? Episode Sponsors:Zales — Find your next favorite piece at zales.com, or at a Zales store near you.Squarespace — Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you are ready to launch, use offer code ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Nutrafol — Get $10 off your first month's subscription plus free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.BetterHelp — Visit betterhelp.com/absolutely. BetterHelp works with more than 125 health plan networks, and eligible members have an average copay of just $23 per session with insurance. No insurance, or outside the US? You can still get 10% off your first month.Merit Beauty — Right now Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their signature makeup bag free with your first order at meritbeauty.com.Knix — Head to knix.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your order.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 04m 26s | ||||||
| 9/30/26 | Body by Butter with Cortney LaCorte | On this episode, Heather welcomes Cortney LaCorte, the original Cheese Gal, from Nashville. Her first cook book, Oversharing, is now a NY Times best selling cookbook. They chat about their love of martinis, umami flavors and a death row meal. You will definitely get hungry listening to this. They take voicemails from people who hate a boring party, people who bring extra guests and their thoughts on a potluck. Episode Sponsors:Cash App — Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. New customers can earn $10 by using code CASHAPP10 at signup and sending $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC.Pendulum — Save up to 48% off your first order at pendulumlife.com/absolutelyHill House Home — Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout for 20% off your first purchase of $150 or more.Wacoal — Visit wacoal.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. New customers only, limit one code per customer.Sofie Pavitt Face — Get 20% off your first purchase at sofiepavittface.com with code ABSOLUTELY.Mint Mobile — Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at mintmobile.com/absolutelyMerit Beauty — Get Merit's signature makeup bag free with your first order at meritbeauty.comPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 03m 10s | ||||||
| 9/23/26 | Ole Miss By A Million | On this episode, Heather is back after a weekend in Mississippi and fighting for her life with her weekly sinus infection. She chats about ladies in the Delta, the Ole Miss Game as well as saying goodbye to the office studio. We have cruise updates and how she is ramping up for her special press tour. She has callers with chatty masseuses, nail issues, as well as some single guy friends who are coming on the cruise.Episode Sponsors:Find the fall pieces you’ll reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutelyRight now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Use our link so they know we sent you.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 01m 34s | ||||||
| 9/18/26 | Return of Baby Angel: Connor Wood | On this replay episode from March 2024, Heather welcomes Conor Wood to Absolutely Not and gives him some sage advice before he sets out on his first tour. Now a few years later, he has grown from Fibula to Dancing with the Stars. Episode Sponsors:Join Thrive Market today during their 25% off Healthy Reset Sale now through September 19th! PLUS get $30 off your first 2 orders when you use my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely. These offers stack so sign up before the sale ends.Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout for 20% off your first purchase of $150 or more.Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Use our link so they know we sent you.Go to https://zbiotics.com/absolutely and use ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 05m 59s | ||||||
| 9/16/26 | Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester | On this episode, Heather welcomes Justin Slyvester to the pod post Emmys! After doing it up all night at the after parties, they kiki about how he got his start as a “lady-sitter” at crazy southern weddings, his cross-country move to be Kyle Richards assistant, and how they were both up for the co-hosting job at the Today Show. They get to your voicemails and chat about their love of taking fabulous vacations with rich white ladies.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/absolutely. Go to RO.CO/absolutelynot to see if you qualify.Join Wayfair Rewards today and get five percent back on every purchase. Head to Wayfair.com or shop the Wayfair app for all things home. Want a free pack of Goodwipes? Buy any two packs, text your receipt, and get reimbursed for one. Head to goodwipes.com/ABSOLUTELY.For a limited time, save 20% on your first subscription order of AG1 Essentials at DRINKAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 06m 06s | ||||||
| 9/9/26 | US Opencomedy+4 | — | — | NYC | HeatherUS Open+4 | Quince | 48m 59s | ||
| 9/2/26 | panicsustainability+3 | — | — | — | Dolly PartonTim Curry+3 | ButcherBoxabsolutely | 1h 01m 05s | ||
| 8/28/26 | Hollywoodlove+4 | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Dear Media | — | Jennifer Love HewittHollywood+4 | WACOALABSOLUTELY | 57m 01s | ||
| 8/26/26 | sober livingmusic+3 | Logan Crosby | — | — | Logan Crosbysober+3 | Quinceabsolutely | 1h 17m 54s | ||
| 8/19/26 | podcast milestonememories+3 | Christina | Dear Media | — | 400th episodepodcast+3 | Squarespaceabsolutely | 1h 11m 02s | ||
| 8/14/26 | comedyimpressions+3 | Heather Shaw | Dear MediaAlright, See Ya! | — | Heather ShawJim Carrey+5 | MINTMOBILEABSOLUTELY | 1h 20m 59s | ||
| 8/13/26 | Rush work weekNostalgia+3 | — | Ole Miss | — | Rush work weekOle Miss+3 | Quince | 1h 13m 35s | ||
| 8/5/26 | back to schoolhome goods+4 | — | Dear Media | — | back to schoolHome Goods+5 | Squarespaceabsolutely | 59m 47s | ||
| 7/29/26 | healthhomeownership+3 | — | Dear Media | — | goutsummer+5 | Hill House Homeabsolutely | 1h 15m 03s | ||
| 7/22/26 | flight etiquetteWorld Cup+3 | — | Dear MediaThe Odyssey | Canada | flight etiquetteWorld Cup+5 | Quince | 1h 10m 22s | ||
| 7/20/26 | comedygratitude+3 | — | HuluYoutube+2 | Lexington, Kentucky | comedyspecial+3 | Firstleafabsolutely | 1h 23m 43s | ||
| 7/15/26 | celebrity encountersLondon experiences+3 | — | — | — | PitbullLondon+8 | Bilt | 1h 10m 55s | ||
| 7/8/26 | anniversary vacationtravel stories+3 | — | Dear Media | PortofinoParis | vacationEurope+5 | Quince | 1h 09m 43s | ||
| 7/1/26 | childhood memoriesmusic production+3 | James Abrahart | PubsubsMemories+1 | — | James AbrahartMemories+5 | VivrelleABSOLUTELY | 1h 08m 59s | ||
| 6/26/26 | wedding preparationanniversary trip+4 | — | — | FlorenceItaly | weddingItaly+5 | HomeServe | 1h 00m 43s | ||
| 6/24/26 | travelAmerican tourists+4 | — | Dear Media | Florence, Italy | FlorenceAmerican tourists+4 | Quince | 1h 04m 05s | ||
| 6/17/26 | motherhooddivorce+4 | Rosebud Baker | Dear MediaSNL+1 | — | Rosebud BakerFully Baked+5 | NutrafolABSOLUTELYNOT | 55m 04s | ||
| 6/12/26 | public servicepolitics+3 | Sharon McMahon | — | — | Sharon McMahonpolitics+3 | NaturiumABSOLUTELY | 38m 18s | ||
| 6/10/26 | governmenteducation+4 | Sharon McMahon | Dear Media | Minnesota | governmentSharon McMahon+5 | VivrelleABSOLUTELY | 52m 18s | ||
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| 5/22/26 | conspiracy theoriesmissing scientists+4 | — | — | AntarcticCanada | conspiracy theoriesmoon landing+3 | HomeServe | 40m 56s | ||
| 5/20/26 | comedyNew York City+4 | — | Dear MediaNetflix | NYCLA | podcastcomedy+5 | Squarespaceabsolutely | 49m 40s | ||
| 5/13/26 | comedytheatre+3 | Jay Jurden | NetflixHulu | Ole Miss | comedyOle Miss+6 | Quince | 1h 11m 08s | ||
| 5/8/26 | comedylife experiences+3 | — | Netflix | Golden state | Netflixcomedy shows+5 | Sephora | 1h 09m 10s | ||
| 5/6/26 | growing up in Georgiapolitics+3 | Suzanne Lambert | Dear Media | — | Georgiapolitics+3 | Squarespaceabsolutely | 1h 02m 22s | ||
| 4/29/26 | overstimulationwork chaos+4 | — | Quick Hormonal Life Stage Quiz | — | overstimulationwork chaos+5 | Biologica | 1h 16m 26s | ||
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| 3/25/26 | chaostee ball mom+2 | — | Absolutely Not listenersWayfair.com+3 | Canada | live voicemailshighlights+1 | Quince | 1h 03m 07s | ||
| 3/19/26 | parentingcooking+1 | — | Caraway cookwareDear Media | Japan | Nurse Ratchettoddler+3 | Squarespaceabsolutely | 1h 11m 38s | ||
| 3/13/26 | International Women's Daycomedy+1 | — | Dunkin Caramel SwirlKahlúa Dunkin Caramel Swirl+12 | Albany | voicemailstour+1 | Prolonabsolutely | 48m 59s | ||
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Chart history for Absolutely Not
Peaked at #68 in United States, currently #68 in United States.
| Market | Genre | Peak | Current | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| United States | — | #68 | #68 | — |
| Canada | — | #145 | #145 | — |
| PL | — | #155 | #155 | — |
Chart Positions
3 placements across 3 markets.
Chart Positions
3 placements across 3 markets.