About this episode

Heather reflects on her chaotic wedding preparation and her anniversary trip to Florence with Jeff.

On this replay episode from June 15, 2022 she is getting ready for her wedding in Italy, and fast forward to 2026 her and Jeff are on their way to Florence for their anniversary. You’ll hear Heather have a mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. You’ll see that she has turned into one of THOSE brides and is ready to tell everyone to fuck off all while losing brain cells in her sauna bag in the basement. Not much has changed! Episode Sponsors: Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com/absolutely .  Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/ABSOLUTELY — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Patio season is here and these deals won’t last! head to Wayfair.com/outdoor right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less.   Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!  Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Please note that…

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