We’ll Cry In June

April 29, 2026 · 1h 16m · Episode 378

About this episode

Heather discusses her current life motto and addresses various listener calls.

On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has become her current life motto and is ready to launch a full investigation into the missing scientists. She then gets to your calls about birth conspiracies, offline shopping problems, and frat formals. Episode Sponsors: Head to Biologica.com/ABSOLUTELY to take their Quick Hormonal Life Stage Quiz to find the formula that’s right for you. And right now, subscribers can receive up to 32% off their purchase. Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY #branchbasicspod Visit yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details, rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY   Download Polymarket. Now available in the United States. More markets are coming every day…so be the first to trade on them using code absolutely - and get $20 free upon deposit.   Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code ABSOLUTELY at…