
Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
From Blood $atellite by Blood $atellite
January 9, 2026 · 3h 56m
About this episode
Dimes and Judas discuss various political and cultural topics, including the implications of a book on Canadian history and a fictional banquet event.
Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more! Timestamps: 02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes 05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending) 10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt? 13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory 15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario 18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right 23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of…
People in this episode
Hosts: Dimes, Judas
Topics covered
- accelerationism
- political commentary
- Canadian history
- Aboriginal tribes
- media criticism
- cultural analysis
Keywords
- accelerationism
- Nicolas Maduro
- Stephen Leacock
- Canadian history
- Aboriginal tribes
- Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling
- Diet Coke Chicken
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