The Baby is Coming.. Order Cracker Barrel

The Baby is Coming.. Order Cracker Barrel

August 13, 2026 · 1h 1m · Episode 29

About this episode

The hosts discuss a variety of topics from dreams and high school experiences to food cravings and family updates.

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with Riley’s completely unhinged dream involving Canada, a Ferris wheel, some famous friends, and somehow our old high school guidance counselor before taking a trip down memory lane to talk about what we were actually like in high school—and the advice we’d give anyone having to survive it now. Then we get into the real issues facing America: kids running wild in Walmart, whether August is too early for fall decorations, being absolutely sick of sweating, and why we’re already ready for chili, chicken and dumplings, flannels, and weather cold enough to require a jacket. From there, things naturally spiral into sardines, cucumbers, pickled pig feet, TikTok Shop taking over our For You Pages, and why not everybody with a phone needs to become a salesman. We also give a little life update on everything happening lately. We’ve officially started vlogging, we’re banking mukbangs and extra content for our upcoming Patreon, and apparently we’re one conversation away from booking a completely unnecessary trip to the Bahamas. Landon is also getting ready to become an uncle…

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Hosts: Riley, Landon

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Organizations: TikTok Shop

Books & works: Cracker Barrel, chili, chicken and dumplings, flannels, blue-rare steak, pickled pig feet, sardines, cucumbers

Places: Bahamas, Walmart, Canada

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