Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching.

Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching.

From Can You Don't? by Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

April 8, 2026 · 1h 13m

About this episode

The episode explores absurd and humorous scenarios including ripping a baby in half and installing a bong in a car.

We've never thought about it before... but how hard would it be to actually rip a baby in half? Let's talk about that, installing a custom bong into your dash so you never have to stop doing drugs, why are dry ice bombs so goddamn fun, thinking that you're making a lumber delivery but end up screwing some dude's wife in front of him, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:  http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast  *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/GpOcPGiDd3E Send in segment content:  heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires:  store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB:  http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG:  http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel:  https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816…

People in this episode

Hosts: Joe Paisley, Bryan Albrandt

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • improv
  • absurd scenarios
  • drug culture
  • pranks
  • relationships

Keywords

  • baby half
  • bong dash
  • dry ice bombs
  • lumber delivery
  • comedy podcast
  • improv humor

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Patreon

Places: Coeur d'Alene, ID

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