Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along t...
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On the show
- Joe Paisley27 eps
- Bryan Albrandt26 eps
- Bryan2 eps
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- 🇺🇸United States · ImprovHOME#4668K to 362K
- 🇮🇳India · Improv#871.1K to 5.7K
- 🇦🇺Australia · Improv#81860 to 4.5K
- 🇳🇿New Zealand · Improv#41481 to 2.5K
- 🇨🇦Canada · Improv#132411 to 2.2K
- Per-Episode Audience
Est. listeners per new episode within ~30 days
72K to 381K🎙 ~2x weekly·221 episodes·Last published 1w ago - Monthly Reach
Unique listeners across all episodes (30 days)
144K to 761K🇺🇸95%🇮🇳1%🇦🇺1%+2 more - Active Followers
Loyal subscribers who consistently listen
79K to 419K
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| Date | Episode | Topics | Guests | Brands | Places | Keywords | Sponsor | Length | |
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| 10/14/26 | Can You Don't? | Turkey Hunt. Too Fat. Zillow Porn. Vomit. | Do you ever find yourself getting upset because you have to do something that's really easy but you're just so dang tired? Yeah, pretty much all of us have. Do you then stop and think how fucking easy we have it as humans today verses even a 100 years ago? Let's talk about that, chasing prey until it throws up just so you can then eat the vomit-food, driving around a bunch of homeless people as they jerk-off in your car, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/WRk2PGVjKBkSend in segment content: [email protected]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [email protected]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 17m 29s | ||||||
| 10/7/26 | Can You Don't? | Family Dog. Naked Paint. Roblox. Pee Bomb. | What would you do if you caught your partner doing sexual things with the family dog? Let's talk about that, having to paint your entire house completely naked, people getting so upset over online video clips, is it important to know how to do math if AI will just do it for us moving forward, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/dj0n1rhIS3cSend in segment content: [email protected]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [email protected]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 23m 47s | ||||||
| 9/30/26 | Can You Don't? | Nip Nuts. Koi Fish. Parking Lot. DNA. | We have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testicles being located somewhere else on your body, fart rules inside a relationship, firefighters mowing someone's lawn because he couldn't finish the job, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/IWDS8Ows_NISend in segment content: [email protected]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [email protected]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 25m 19s | ||||||
| 9/23/26 | Can You Don't? | Payment Plan. Van Pee. Rock. Plastic Sword. | What's the worst thing that could happen from stealing your friend's sister's underwear when you were 12 years old and then blaming it on a different friend? Welp... you're about to find out. Let's talk about that, falling out the back of a moving van while trying to take a piss, beating up a disabled kid with your favorite new toy, the latest household device that now involves AI, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/_gEkjxEqvwkSend in segment content: [email protected]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [email protected]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 36m 36s | ||||||
| 9/16/26 | Can You Don't? | Finger Skin. Sippy Cup. Megalodon. Pantera. | We all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express it. Let's talk about that, some more cute animals that have a spinal deformity like Jimothy, accidentally reading an AI prompt while giving a government speech, foreskin on all your fingers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/AuWmQR20aVsSend in segment content: [email protected]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [email protected]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. | 1h 29m 44s | ||||||
| 9/9/26 | cheatingoil change+3 | — | PatreonYouTube+3 | Thailand | cheatingoil change+3 | — | 1h 32m 38s | ||
| 9/2/26 | parentinghumor+3 | — | PatreonCan You Don't?+1 | Mt. Fuji | parentingMt. Fuji+5 | — | 1h 17m 58s | ||
| 8/26/26 | comedyimprov+3 | — | Patreon | Coeur d'Alene, ID | comedyimprov+3 | — | 1h 27m 44s | ||
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| 6/10/26 | anniversarylistener appreciation+3 | — | PatreonCan You Don't? | Coeur d'Alene, ID | podcastanniversary+3 | — | 1h 38m 43s | ||
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Chart history for Can You Don't?
Peaked at #41 in New Zealand, currently #41 in New Zealand.
| Market | Genre | Peak | Current | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| New Zealand | — | #41 | #41 | — |
| United States | — | #46 | #46 | — |
| CO | — | #57 | #57 | — |
| Australia | — | #81 | #81 | — |
| India | — | #87 | #87 | — |
| Sweden | — | #115 | #115 | — |
| Canada | — | #132 | #132 | — |
| TW | — | #152 | #152 | — |
| South Africa | — | #157 | #157 | — |
| United Kingdom | — | #193 | #193 | — |
Chart Positions
10 placements across 10 markets.
Chart Positions
10 placements across 10 markets.