Can You Don't? | Better Grades. Pole Tape. Perfume. Flaky Perineum.

Can You Don't? | Better Grades. Pole Tape. Perfume. Flaky Perineum.

July 15, 2026 · 1h 30m

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The episode discusses outrageous scenarios involving sex, pharmaceutical side effects, and humorous anecdotes about blackmail and crime.

How mad would you get if you were having a little sex and someone pooped on you? Get a gun out mad? Apparently some people get THAT mad. Let's talk about that, Joe's theory about the common side effects in pharmaceutical commercials, getting blackmailed for better grades by your students because they discovered you have an OnlyFans, getting in trouble for taping criminals to poles, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/6LieLnsc5Z8 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816…

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