About this episode

A short weekend show featuring absurd stories including a woman declaring war over a dog urinating and a drunk driver claiming alcohol makes her safer.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […] The post Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

People in this episode

Host: Tim Henson

Topics covered

• comedy
• society
• news
• commentary
• stand-up

Keywords

• dog
• scammer
• Ohio
• drunk driver
• comedy

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