About this episode

A chaotic episode featuring bizarre news stories and commentary.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […] The post Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade first appeared on Distorted View Daily .

People in this episode

Host: Tim Henson

Topics covered

• comedy
• society
• current events
• absurdity
• Florida man

Keywords

• hemorrhoids
• zombie sponsorship
• Florida man
• gay porn
• subway lunatics

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Florida, subway

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