Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft

Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft

May 18, 2026 · 51 min

About this episode

The episode explores the absurdities of the 1994 gay-porn crime thriller Pizza Boy 3 and its ridiculous plot elements.

Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with a full guided tour through Pizza Boy 3 , a 1994 gay-porn crime thriller so stupid it may have actually killed its own franchise, then swerves into neighborhood camera warfare, racial baby-policing, Pokemon handgun negligence, dead-fat penis injections, and a few lovingly deranged freak check-ins. Tim kicks off the week by diving headfirst into classic 1990s gay pornography , specifically Pizza Boy 3 , a Catalina production with a bloated intro, a pizza-front escort ring, and enough bad acting to qualify as a neurological event. The real star returns: the demolition-guy-next-door-raped-me kid , now upgraded to pizza delivery boy, criminal accomplice, and repeat recipient of extremely suspicious “help.” Before the movie even starts, Tim clocks the absurdly long Catalina intro reel , complete with rim jobs, hardcore fucking, and a production company ego wildly disproportionate to the film budget. Pizza Boy 3 somehow turns pizza delivery into a full crime plot involving rival pie joints, stolen bookkeeping discs, restaurant break-ins, bottle attacks, and a cover business for an escort service. The movie’s mastermind criminals are complete…

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