Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell

About this episode

The episode discusses various themes related to Memorial Day, including patriotic confusion and calendar reform, while featuring humorous commentary on societal issues.

Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. The show kicks off with a gloriously hateful Westboro Baptist Church medley, because nothing says holiday spirit like anti-America hymns, flaming towers, and a whole lot of foaming-at-the-mouth righteousness. Memorial Day , Veterans Day , and the deeply unnecessary Armed Forces Day all get dragged into one giant rant about patriotic holiday clutter and America’s busted calendar system. Tim proposes doing what Congress never could: reorganizing months, relocating Jesus’ birthday, and finally giving sad, empty August something to live for. Lube Job sponsors the show and inspires a return to the golden gutter-trash era of Attila and Jewel , a couple whose romance is apparently built on screaming, face-slapping, blood-smearing, motel parking lot meltdowns, and refusing medication. Jewel once again proves she wants Attila to leave her alone…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• Memorial Day
• patriotic confusion
• calendar reform
• Florida behavior
• streamer culture

Keywords

• Memorial Day
• patriotism
• calendar reform
• Westboro Baptist Church
• Florida
• streamers
• Attila
• Jewel

Sponsors

Lube Job

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Westboro Baptist Church

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