Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You

Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You

From Distorted View Daily by Distorted View

May 14, 2026 · 49 min

About this episode

The episode features a mix of absurd stories including a belated birthday apology and various bizarre incidents.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Brian’s belated birthday sponsorship kicks off the show after Tim realizes he completely whiffed on Tuesday’s request thanks to a double-booked sponsorship and yesterday’s cursed Sextastic Tuesday nonsense. Marla wanted some old-school funny porn for her fiancé, which leads Tim straight into a pit of granny crush fetish audio , because apparently that is what romance looks like now. The opening birthday tribute somehow includes cockroach crushing , dry old-lady feet, and a satanic grandma using a TV remote to shrink a man into a tiny foot-sniffing victim. Happy birthday, buddy. Grandma Crushes You may be one of the least erotic things ever recorded, featuring a wheezy old woman asking if you’d like to smell grandma’s feet before reducing a man to action-figure size and stomping him into the carpet. Tim connects today’s foot-fetish punishment to yesterday’s listener-written…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

  • birthday apology
  • foot fetish
  • comedy
  • absurdity
  • Florida incidents
  • sponsorships
  • pornography

Keywords

  • grandma
  • foot fetish
  • birthday
  • Florida
  • comedy
  • porn
  • absurdity

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Grandma Crushes

Places: Florida

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