Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas

About this episode

The episode features a mix of absurd topics including therapeutic nonsense, relationship issues, and technology tracking bodily functions.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things off with soy sauce colon cleanse, vaginal garlic cloves, and Dr. Strange Poon’s Oil of Oregano, because apparently every medical emergency can be solved with pantry items and bad decisions. Tim checks in for a slightly shorter end-of-week show, which still somehow finds room for relationship psychobabble, bodily fluids, police body cams, and weaponized stupidity. Therapy for the Terminally Weird A new batch of online kink and poly therapists stage painfully fake relationship scenarios, including one gay open-relationship crisis centered on bite marks, insecurity, and the devastating possibility of not being allowed to chew on someone for a month. The side-piece meltdown is especially ridiculous, with a grown man acting personally oppressed because his hookup still has to text his actual partner good morning and good night. Tim lovingly…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• comedy
• therapy
• relationships
• technology
• kink
• body fluids

Keywords

• ass gas
• pet-play
• drunk-driver
• substitute teacher
• relationship psychobabble
• body cams
• weaponized stupidity

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Discount Drug Mart

Products: soy sauce colon cleanse, vaginal garlic cloves, Dr. Strange Poon’s Oil of Oregano

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