
365 skid-mark-free days
From Goldie Lookin Chain by Goldie Lookin Chain
January 23, 2026 · 25 min · Episode 15
About this episode
The episode features humorous discussions on various topics including medical horror stories and the bold claim of 365 skid-mark-free days.
Recorded in what the boys describe as an “executive drinking establishment” , this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio: 365 skid-mark-free days . What Happens (In No Particular Order) 🥤 Dry January continues (Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies) 🎧 The new GLC song Dry January and why cheap videos are better 🫀 A near-death New Year’s Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis 🦷 A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctly 🔥 A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystem 📢 Public Service Announcement: hot water bottles can kill you 👖 A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper quality 🚌 Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubs 🧠 Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organised 🏰 Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insulted 🍺 Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torso 🎤 The official launch of the GLC Tour Quiz , featuring…
People in this episode
Host: GOLDIE LOOKIN
Topics covered
- medical horror stories
- tour flashbacks
- household items
- skid marks
- wiping techniques
- toilet paper quality
Keywords
- Dry January
- GLC Tour Quiz
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Sambuca
- Greggs wrap
Mentioned in this episode
Products: Lucozade, Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, hot water bottle
Books & works: Dry January, the GLC Tour Quiz, Stairway To Newport
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