Goldie Lookin Chain

There's ill-informed analysis of the previous night's World Cup Football, live chat from YouTube and Patreon. Craig David appears, but is never acknowledged. Watch at Patreon.com/youknowsitBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour:Manchester – Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room.Kendall – Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ’n’ roll.Margate – The boys drink in a pub that might be called “The Bag o’ Buckets” or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye.Bexhill – Eggsy has a pre-show dinner of ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle. Athlete.Newcastle – Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff.Hull – A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out.Nottingham – Longest graffiti penis ever documented.Exmouth to Falmouth – Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Doherty’s dog exposes its luminous anus.Frome – Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality.Bridgend – The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig.Ipswich – The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually.Oxford – Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger.Reading – Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor.Southampton – The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour.Another place – Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club instead.The boys close with a reminder that next year’s tour is Stairway to Newport, featuring their ongoing search for the mythical perfect steak and ale pie — roaring fire, pub dog (but not one with worms), proper ale, shortcrust pastry, the lot.This episode is 55 minutes of pure Newport chaos that you’ll never get back — but you’ll be glad you spent it.BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 10“The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss”Episode SummaryIn this gloriously shambolic deep dive, the GLC boys look back at their very early days: doomed record deals, weed-filled office meetings, their first ever gigs, and the chaotic rise from Newport cult heroes to nearly-signed superstars. From skipping CD players in TJ’s to flip-flop disasters in Manchester, it’s a full, unfiltered blast of nostalgia and bodily functions.Key Topics💿 The terrible record deal they were first offered (“less money than the dole”)🥇 Meeting Gut Records, Hut Records, and the legendary “Gary from Hut”🚬 Smoking weed in record label offices while legal teams panicked📝 Signing their big Atlantic Records deal (and spilling Burger King everywhere)🎤 The first ever GLC gig at the Welsh Club:200-capacity room100+ person guestlistTickets reselling for £45–£100A room so packed it felt like a zombie movie🩴 Misty’s legendary flip-flop disasters (multiple incidents!)🎟 The rider: 50 scratch cards — and the gambling spiral that followed🎶 Chaos at TJ’s: skipping CD players, makeshift repairs, and heroic stage dives🤝 Early management, Atomic Kitten tribute acts, and meeting the future team🎤 Joe Strummer appearances and bizarre backstage moments💨 The infamous fart that “smelled of piss”Funny Bits & Best MomentsThe band training for gigs by standing in a circle passing Lambrini aroundMisty falling over a chair, farting, and landing on a can of Strongbow at onceA mysterious child on stage skinning up mid-performanceThe credit card that “appeared from nowhere” and was used for monthsCrowds so dense the band couldn’t leave the dressing room to peeStage diving behind a wall because the venue layout made no senseBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boom! It’s time for another **phat slice of audio gold** with the **Goldie Lookin Chain Goldie Lookin Podcast**, this time featuring scratch cards, bangers, and banter**.We kick off by unveiling our **very own GLC scratch card game** – it’s like the lottery, but with more swearing and less disappointment (probably). Then we get all deep and meaningful about our **legendary album ‘The Manifesto’**, aka the sacred text of tracksuits and truth.There’s bare **stories from the studio**, tales of **beats that nearly killed us**, and songs that were born after a curry at 3am. Expect **laughs, wisdom, dodgy memories**, and that sweet GLC camaraderie that smells faintly of pink wine and Lynx Java.Tune in, get learned, and remember: it’s not just a podcast, it’s a way of life. **You knows it.**podcast, comedy, hip hop, The Manifesto, album, music, humor, storytelling, tracksBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we are in Cardiff spanking the hospitality budget and talking about Adam Hussain's Truth or Slander:IntroNan Jam (Feat Adam's Nan)Chain Gang21 OuncesTo All The PeopleDog PornNew & ImprovedNumber OneDelivery DriverHalf Man Half Machine#youknowsitBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sing along at home to We Are Back, You Knows It, Super Hero, Taxi, Just Chillin, Homeboys, Worms and Draw from Return of the Red Eye.Featuring Rhys from GLC, Adam Hussain and Mike Balls some people shouting off mic and a burger.#youknowsitBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oi, Episode 3 is ‘ere, and it’s a proper trip down memory lane, GLC style! The boys spill the beans on their early days – makin’ beats, causin’ chaos, and somehow not gettin’ locked up (well, not for too long anyway). Expect tales of nickin’ pasties, dodgy gigs, and bangin’ tunes that shaped the legacy of Newport’s finest. From backroom bangers to underground antics, it’s all about the madness, the music, and the mates that made it happen. So grab a can, put yer feet up, and let the GLC take you on a ride through the wildest days of their youth. Safe!Nights, podcast, music, band stories, early days, evolution, memorable tracks, collaborations, nostalgia, youth, music, shoplifting, creativity, GLC, memories, podcast, humour, storytellingBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.