ASMR Bedtime Stories

About this episode

Chelsea shares her experience of a night spent with a date, detailing the romantic and humorous moments.

Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast, ordered bacon cooked to their exact specifications, and shared strawberry shortcake pancakes. Chelsea is adored...

People in this episode

Hosts: Chelsea, Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Topics covered

• dating
• relationships
• food
• personal experiences
• humor

Keywords

• ASMR
• bedtime stories
• dating
• romantic experiences
• breakfast
• Snooze
• Chelsea
• Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: ChatGPT

Books & works: ASMR Bedtime Stories

Places: Snooze

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