Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants

About this episode

Chelsea and Lindsay share their chaotic and humorous experiences from a spontaneous Memorial Day weekend road trip to Santa Fe.

At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became a full participant once his best friend got involved, a last-minute room booking panic, a 7-year-old who didn't speak (lucky), five people nearly sharing one room, and Chelsea almost refusing to get out of the car at the sand dunes they drove hours to see.&nb...

People in this episode

Hosts: Chelsea Turano, Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Topics covered

• road trip
• family
• Memorial Day
• travel
• adventure

Keywords

• Memorial Day
• road trip
• Santa Fe
• family
• travel
• adventure
• chaos

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Santa Fe

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