Hiding Under Desks Was Better Than This

About this episode

The episode features hosts discussing various important issues and pop culture topics while merritt is in space.

merritt's back in space for some reason, I dunno I've lost track, but John and Niki are still here holding down the fort and talking about important issues that affect our lives daily, including the Pope, phone calls from Burger King, the sad tale of albert the alligator, the new fockers movie, and somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes , a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson , merritt k and John Warren , and produced by Jordan Mallory , with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz . Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Hosts: merritt k, Niki Grayson, John Warren

Topics covered

• space
• comedy
• society
• culture
• current events
• pop culture

Keywords

• comedy podcast
• space
• Pope
• Burger King
• Albert the Alligator
• new fockers movie
• current events

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Burger King

Books & works: the new fockers movie

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