Pastor Princess

About this episode

The hosts provide a real-time analysis of the 2026 Met Gala while discussing various related topics.

John, Niki and merritt assess the 2026 Met Gala in real time, providing up-to-the-minute details and analysis of all the freaks in their weird getups, in addition to discussing related topics such as future Met Gala theme ideas, the surgery that makes you Korean, what constitutes a helmet, Eli Lilly's iron grasp on your grandma, defunct social media networks, and gang? Somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes , a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson , merritt k and John Warren , and produced by Jordan Mallory , with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz . Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Hosts: John Warren, Niki Grayson, merritt k

Topics covered

• Met Gala analysis
• future themes
• cultural commentary
• social media
• societal norms

Keywords

• Met Gala
• cultural commentary
• Eli Lilly
• social media
• future themes

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Eli Lilly, Bluesky, Patreon

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