Show 872: How to Achieve Omnipresence by Sixty Five

Show 872: How to Achieve Omnipresence by Sixty Five

From Into Your Head by Neal O'Carroll

February 25, 2026 · 51 min · Episode 872

About this episode

Neal O'Carroll explores various humorous topics including parenting, music, and societal attitudes while providing comedic insights.

SLIGHTLY CRACKLY SOUND IN PLACES. Neal considers how to talk to your child about Devil Gate Drive, explains how the bow and arrow were the Dark Ages equivalent of a kid with glasses, reveals the best career to pursue for omnipresence, explores the logistics of being seen dead in an IKEA, celebrates his old dinosaur mirror’s scientific endorsement and looks at a 1980s music warning label, tricycle tyre alchemy, life in a Dyson Sphere, Haley’s Comet, Haley’s father, The SuperVet (Channel 4 UK), off-camera unheard interviewers, Designated Survivor (Netflix), operating your two wheeled no legs dog, an unexpected advantage of noisy joints, the Ask Jeeves mascot, three hours stuck in a rail tunnel, rain from the heavens via space, societal attitudes to desserts, improving how you donate coffee to homeless citizens and more. VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

People in this episode

Host: Neal O'Carroll

Topics covered

  • parenting
  • music
  • career advice
  • science
  • societal attitudes
  • comedy

Keywords

  • omnipresence
  • Dark Ages
  • IKEA
  • Haley's Comet
  • Ask Jeeves
  • comedy
  • parenting
  • Devil Gate Drive

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Channel 4 UK, Netflix, Ask Jeeves

Books & works: Designated Survivor, Devil Gate Drive, Matchstick Cats

Places: IKEA

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