Show 876: Edible Cow Helmets FTW

Show 876: Edible Cow Helmets FTW

From Into Your Head by Neal O'Carroll

April 4, 2026 · 1h 2m · Episode 876

About this episode

Neal discusses various humorous topics including buffet breakfasts, toe stubbing, and the concept of edible helmets for cows.

Neal explains how it’s possible to be of sound mind yet not think about buffet breakfasts much despite your name being Buffet, and looks at the armpits of the leg world, the human trunk, the argument for smoking assistance dogs, toe stubbing advice for people just starting a family, TV gas safety commercials, why toe models worry too much, the inherent problem with shoe industry toe stubbing statistics, how edible helmets might help so-called mad cows, watching a field being built, contributing to a 1980s mural, hurling, tykes and louts, casual jackets, casualty jackets, the trouble with hand pockets, greed versus gluttony, Wall Street (1988) and more. As mentioned, INTO YOUR HEAD – LOW BITRATE EDITION can be found in Pod LP or followed in any other app: see IntoYourHead.ie/archive . VISIT IntoYourHead.ie for everything and more. IN THE FAR FUTURE? Feeds broken? Site dilapidated? Everyone dead? No problem! Find hundreds of Into Your Head shows and Matchstick Cats comics on Archive dot org. LICENSE: Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0 – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll.

People in this episode

Host: Neal O'Carroll

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • buffet breakfasts
  • toe stubbing
  • edible helmets
  • shoe industry
  • human trunk
  • smoking assistance dogs

Keywords

  • comedy
  • buffet
  • toe stubbing
  • edible helmets
  • smoking dogs
  • shoe industry
  • armpits

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Wall Street (1988)

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