Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal

Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal

From Lotsa Pasta by Captain Death

February 23, 2026 · 2h 25m

About this episode

The episode celebrates fans and features a story from Patreon subscriber Hal, filled with humor and spook.

We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat brought to us by Patreon Subscriber HAL. Fuck yeah, dude. First off, thank you for the sandwich - it goes without saying. Second off, what a recommendation for today! We might not be drunk, but this story makes me want to be. What an introduction to this author too! WHOO-EE. This one hits like a pound of bricks to the nether region. I’m happy Deputy Dewey was here along for the ride with me, because I don’t think someone like Django Phillips would’ve appreciated being DOGSCAPED again. Is that a think I can say? Dogscaped? Well, I did and we do. This might as well be DRUNKscape. Let’s do some shots. *reloads shotgun* Drunk Tank (32:33) by EmpyrealInvective from Creepypasta https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Drunk_Tank Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD…

People in this episode

Host: Captain Death

Topics covered

  • Valentine's Day
  • fan appreciation
  • storytelling
  • humor
  • Creepypasta
  • drinking culture

Keywords

  • Valentine's Day
  • Creepypasta
  • storytelling
  • humor
  • fan appreciation
  • drinking culture

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Patreon, KO-FI, Redbubble, YouTube, SoundCloud, CryoChamber

Books & works: Drunk Tank

More episodes of Lotsa Pasta

Explore listener stats, chart rankings, contacts and more on the Lotsa Pasta podcast page.