Lotsa Pasta

Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know him, you love him, okay, maybe you only tolerate him: it’s WhereAmi? And needless to say, neither of us know where the hell we are. There’s a lot of theories going around right now that he does actually know where he is and I’m here today to start a FIVE part series with him to disprove this casual assumption. The Interface Series, or -what it’s more commonly called- The Mother Horse Eyes series, is an experimental narrative exporting itself as nonlinear storytelling across all of Reddit. It’s a little hard to grasp at first, as there is a learning curve with most things building their own dedicated multi-layered head-canon, but once you start to understand the concepts and narratives it really does come together to form one great, big, beautiful fucked up picture. Join my partner and I on this series as we discover what it means and what it doesn’t mean, what it causes and prevents, and maybe -just maybe- we can figure out if we really are in the worst timeline imaginable. Mother is calling, y’all. Do we dare hear her out? Nay, do we dare listen? The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P1 (22:22) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would have contributed more than I could have ever possibly imagined? I didn’t! I ask you to write five pages? Cool. You write over ten? Even cooler. You write over twenty? Now, we’re getting somewhere… BUT YOU BOTH WROTE OVER 30! What the actual hell? Why’d you do that? Cause you love me? Aw. Well. I love you both. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART FOUR of SIX, y’all. I’M MOIST FROM THIS EPISODE! Dead Light by Mr. Skellybones(18:54) Aqua-Trash by Deputy Dewey(2:47:36) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it shows. When I knew the first episode was going to be all newbies and the third episode were going to be the oldies, everyone in the gray area fell into a lump. THIS IS THE LUMP IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GRAY GLORY. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART TWO of SIX, y’all. LET’S RAISE THE TEMPERATURE A BIT. Wavelength by Tenron Otrin (17:05) Something’s Wrong with my Mom by Strawberry Shortcake (1:26:23) The Dog by Mark Rooster (1:51:30) Star Trek The Next Generation: The Quest for Taco Bell by Lanky Lucifer (3:18:30) Saddam’s Cool Fanfic by Punxsutawney Trill (3:59:25) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

On today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want to spoil it. I barely want to put the names down but I feel I’d be doing a disservice to everyone if I didn’t source my shit so if they loved something they know what it is and its title and author. FUCK. What a dilemma. When I talked to Barbara Manatee, I knew we’d have a good time, but I didn’t know I’d have such a HARD time after(eyyo). Nah, credit where credit is due, if this solo episode is going to go down in history on Lotsa Pasta for going hard, I want to make sure I’m doing it right. Here’s the stories we’re reading today, some of the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Let’s do this. The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe (1:08:04) The Lottery by Shirley Jackson (1:25:55) Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? By Joyce Carol Oates (1:52:58) I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (2:40:23) Support us on PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA⁠ AND KO-FI: ⁠https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta⁠ MERCH: ⁠www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio⁠ YOUTUBE: ⁠www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw⁠ SOUNDCLOUD: ⁠www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/⁠ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: ⁠www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath⁠ FOLLOW ON REDDIT: ⁠www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/⁠ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @⁠cryo-chamber⁠ Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this story after all, we’ve been talking about it for a while. Maybe you did know. Maybe you knew too much. You know what they say about people who know too much. They suck. Yeah, I said it. I got you again, you fucking know-it-all. Anyways, Cannibal Siren and I are back to finish this fucking story once and for all. This one goes out to all the mentally ill both on an off this podcast. May we eternal R.I.P. And by that I mean, rest in pieces (of weed). That’s the real kicker here, after all. If this narrator had just taken a dab none of this would’ve happened. He would’ve been too stoned to read that note in the first place; Chucking that shit out like the junk mail it is. Does this ending redeem itself? Kinda. No spoilers, but KINDA. Let’s get into it. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(45:36) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we’re not in the basement, who know’s where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where’s it’s going, right? WRONG. It’s going places. Other places. Not basement related places. At its best, this story provides surprises. At its worst, this story provides surprises. It’s a mixed bag, but no one knows where this is going, I assure you. Unreliable as ever, let’s get into it. Back into the basement we go. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(23:38) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I’m being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where I’m like OH DAMN, that is pretty spooky. And then there’s another side of me that says, I’m an armchair critic and my armchair is getting too old for this shit; By that I mean, we’ve seen this before and we’ve seen this done better. It’s not a good excuse, i’ll keep my liberties close and my coat racks closer… If that even matters anymore. I’ll try to keep this short and sweet, if you catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the screenshots I’ll be using for the rest of this series, I think you’ll understand where I’m coming from the most. If not, be thankful for the ride. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(27:45) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add gas to the "south pole sucks" fire. I Regret Ever Working in the South Pole(29:56) by SamMarduk https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2v5pzt/i_regret_ever_working_in_the_south_pole/ Check out our episodes on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners