The One Number That Says Absolutely Everything About You

About this episode

The episode discusses Easter traditions, the Enneagram personality types, and chaotic pre-date disasters.

Yes, it’s Good Friday but we’re being bad and bringing you a show anyway. First point of business is Clare Stephens’ elitist Easter egg power ranking Do you agree with her controversial Number One?  Plus, we’re deep-diving into the Enneagram personality type obsession currently ruining our lives. It seems every A-lister and podcaster is sharing their 'number', so hold our beer. Holly is grumpy about being a 'Peacemaker' 9, Clare is proudly an 'Investigator' 5, and Emily Vernem is a Type 3 Achiever — which apparently means she’s one bad day away from becoming a psychopath. But are Enneagrams just star signs for the self-optimisation era? Also, Em has a very strict list of things you must never do in the hour before a date (hint: checking social media is a dopamine-killing trap). From 'gambling with dairy' to the peril of last-minute eyebrow tints, we’re sharing chaotic pre-date disasters.  And, we’re asking the very important question: What would you queue for?  To find out your Enneagram, take the test here; https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test SUBSCRIBE here: Support independent women's media &nbsp…

People in this episode

Hosts: Clare Stephens’, Em

Topics covered

• Easter
• Enneagram
• personality types
• dating advice

Keywords

• Enneagram
• Peacemaker
• Investigator
• Achiever
• dating

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Enneagrams, Enneagram test

Books & works: Young Sherlock, The Gambler:, A Vince Reid PI Thriller, The Nocturnals, Mia’s Babble: The Questions YOU Want Answered, The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Good Point, Love Story Part 3, The Co-stars Refusing To Fake, Mia's Babble: The Very Best, Parenting Out Loud

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