698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”

698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”

March 13, 2026 · 2h 13m · Episode 698

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The hosts discuss their experiences with a recent windstorm, cultural observations, and various humorous topics.

Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his kidney stone in a jar.

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