702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off

About this episode

The episode discusses Andrew's disdain for space, the upcoming Martian asteroid war, and various humorous topics including dominance and intelligence levels.

Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels. The crazy/hot matrix explained.

People in this episode

Hosts: Andrew, Brett

Topics covered

• space
• Martian asteroid war
• dominance
• intelligence levels
• crazy/hot matrix

Keywords

• space
• Martian asteroid war
• dominance
• intelligence
• crazy/hot matrix

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