Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian

Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian

From Segment City by Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos

December 31, 2025 · 1h 6m · Episode 236

About this episode

Theo and Will explore new dining options and share quirky stories including a filthy pope and a mayonnaise marriage.

Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test. This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore new menu options for optimizing your dining experience and discuss new bacon flavored cereal. Will has a story of the filthiest pope in history, and then they hear the tale of how a tub of mayonnaise married two real life people. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

People in this episode

Hosts: Theo, Will

Topics covered

  • valedictorian
  • dining experience
  • bacon flavored cereal
  • filthiest pope
  • mayonnaise marriage

Keywords

  • comedy
  • improv
  • fiction

Mentioned in this episode

Products: bacon flavored cereal

Books & works: Segment City

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