Segment City

Having a Mortal Kombat mom is tough. One moment they are holding you in their arms while they win a Mortal Kombat tournament a few days after birth, the next they are ripping your spine out for not cleaning your room… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about if their comedy style is going to age well, if people created pizza rolls before pizzas, Theo goes over Duck Donut’s Spooky Dozen and other Halloween treats, Will goes over some spooky news about an otter once again terrorizing surfers and the new Sonic the Hedgehog voice option for Waze, Theo goes over some stories of Florida men and women including a man peeing in a grocery store and a new mother winning a Mortal Kombat tournament. Also this episode Will has some Halloween “Amazon Erotica” where he goes over the “Demons are People Too” series and the “A Monstrous Mistake” series which includes demons, vampires, trolls, and even death himself fall for hot babes at Halloween parties! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

“Messa a fan of Jar Jar Binks! Meesa has seen multiple troop transports moving soldiers to the border so we will need an AC130- I mean meesa love da silly poo poo Anakin Skywalker!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the movies “Heat” and “Speed”, how working out is not the end all be all, KFC’s contradictory “Fill Ups” collab with the movie “F1”, an overturned honey bee truck, an article on how a Star Wars forum was exposed as a CIA spy communication medium which led to one of the biggest leaks in CIA history, some strange video game taxidermies from eBay including a toad with a Toad hat, a little Mario mouse, and a possum’s head on a doll. And Will goes over the Diamond Devil erotica series for “Amazon Erotica” that includes sister killing, favorite masked men, and little psychos. We end with a food poisoning report that lacked a lot of food poisoning. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Just because you make a binding oath to only love God doesn’t mean you can’t get freaky every once and a while! This week on the podcast, the boys do their best Nosferatu impressions, they talk about who would die in a war first, Tim Hortons collabing with Ryan Reynolds, a new spicy caffeinated drink, the infamous histories of some bad Popes some that put the corpse of his predecessor put on trial, sold the Papacy, and conducted massive orgies! Also this episode, Theo goes through some crazy reddit stories about a surprising third wheel on a couple’s dates and an emasculated boyfriend not defending against muggers and Will goes into how to kill time in Church! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the entitlement of gamers and especial video game piracy, Subways’s new collaboration with Doritos to make foot long nachos, some strange examples of the “Mandela Effect”, Theo tells us about a magical water pump near Chicago that people say remains cold, heals health issues, and keeps you young, and Will explains how to buy nothing with the help of WikiHow, and an unusual death including a doomed trip to the Arctic in a hot air balloon. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!”“Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking cacao content, a criminal leaving urine in people’s recycling bins, a UK woman arrested for “cyber farting” at her boyfriend’s ex, Theo presents some “Retail Therapy” by showing some strange homeopathic Amazon including a grounding mat for your bed, an energy boost spray, and a frequency box. Also on this episode, Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with Aila Glass’ “Canadian Girl”, “Bought: A Werewolf Auction Romance”, “Torin”, and more! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with the “Born in Blood Mafia Chronicles” series, and an unusual death caused by toxic masculinity. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ