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About this episode

The episode features discussions on Eurovision entries from Belgium, Austria, Lithuania, and Bulgaria, highlighting problematic aspects of the songs.

Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Belgium, Austria, Lithuania, and Bulgaria! Tune in to find out which of those just *feels* problematic. Songs featured: Essyla – Dancing on the Ice Cosmó – Tanzschein Lion Ceccah – Sólo Quiero Más Dara – Bangaranga

Topics covered

• Eurovision
• music commentary
• song analysis
• cultural critique
• performing arts

Keywords

• Eurovision
• Belgium
• Austria
• Lithuania
• Bulgaria
• music
• song analysis
• cultural critique

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Essyla – Dancing on the Ice, Cosmó – Tanzschein, Lion Ceccah – Sólo Quiero Más, Dara – Bangaranga

Places: Belgium, Austria, Lithuania, Bulgaria

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